Welcome to the E. M. Bar.
Hello handsome man where you come from?
The Boss lady from the EM Bar on the corner of Soi7 and Beach Road Pattaya.
I am smiling because it's my day off.
Some Thai birds have feathers but they still smile.
One more smile from the land of smiles.
One more from the EM Bar.
One smile and one get me out of here look.